咬鲨鱼机的天线，所以我要问防不防水，也怕手机漏电，它变成‘烤猫’，如果鲨鱼机可以在它塞到嘴里时，自行震动也可以吓跑它。小猫喜欢咬的原因是天线太像鱼翅，我猜如果改成狗骨头的形状，它就没兴趣了’
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英译中练习
One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin。
Girl: Father， I have sinned。
Preacher: What did you do， little girl？
Girl: Yesterday， I called a man a "son of a Bitch。"
Preacher: Why？ What did he do to you？
Girl: He touched my breast。
Preacher: You mean like this？ (The guy did it。)
Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes。
Preacher: That‘s no reason to call him that。
Girl: But he also took off my cloth。
Preach
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